||[Dec. 3rd, 2007|02:21 pm]
Darth Cabal: Good. Took the dog for a walk this morning, just ate some scrambled eggs and tea. Now I'm debating whether to make a smoothie or just have a banana.|
DragonReborn1986: Smoothie, woman!
DragonReborn1986: Get in that kitchen, and make yourself a smoothie!
Darth Cabal: I'm already in the kitchen, you slavedriver! >:-(
DragonReborn1986: no back talk, woman!
DragonReborn1986: I want you to make that smoothie better than sex!
DragonReborn1986: And I want you to drink it, and give your tongue an orgasm!
DragonReborn1986: And if you don't, you'll get 40 lashes for failure to self-gratify!
Darth Cabal: THAT IS A HERCULEAN TASK
Darth Cabal: Your standards are too high. Giving my tongue a nice buzz should be sufficient!
DragonReborn1986: *cracks whip over her head*
DragonReborn1986: Oral orgasm, woman!
DragonReborn1986: You will make your tongue spasm and twitch in pleasure! I so demand it!Darth Cabal: Meh.
DragonReborn1986: Now, now, I know I'm demanding a lot now, but the rewards later will make you thank me, and raise monuments to my honor.
People and their lack of drive. *sagely nod*